Sew Butiful Steppe Cat Plush 30cm/12inch Pallas Cat Stuffed Animal, Cute Plushies for Girls, Soft Plush Pillow, Throw Pillow Doll Decoration Doll Birthday Gift for Kids Boys Party

I thought I was buying a plush.A cute, judgmental cat.A decoration.A friend.Instead, I brought home a silent dictator who’s since formed a secret government made entirely of stuffed animals and seized control of my household operations.The Sew Butiful Steppe Cat Plush sits motionless, always watching—but I’ve noticed things. Subtle at first: my alarm clock ringing earlier than I set it. My fridge mysteriously restocked with kale. My Xbox controller missing—replaced by a planner and three color-coded highlighters.Then I started finding the others.My squishmallow? Minister of Wellness.That derpy frog plush I got on vacation? Now Head of Productivity Enforcement.Even the Build-A-Bear in the closet? They pulled him out of retirement to lead Internal Affairs.They meet at night, in the glow of my Himalayan salt lamp, speaking in the unspoken language of Supreme Disappointment. I know they’re plotting. I saw the council minutes printed out and tucked under Steppe Cat’s arm:Agenda:1. Phase Out Procrastination2. Emotional Stability Rollout3. “Operation: Hydration”4. Ban TikTok after 11PMSometimes I hear the faint sound of lo-fi productivity music playing on its own. I no longer live in a home—I live in a plush-run self-improvement commune.I wanted comfort. I got a full-blown psycho-emotional coup.Would I recommend this product?Yes. Absolutely.My sleep schedule is fixed. I read books now. I floss.But I know—I’m not in charge anymore.10/10. Long live the council.

Very cute and soft. Got it for my dog who loves cats. That... was a mistake. My other dog decided he wanted it and 30 seconds in it had ripped in half. I can't fault the toy for that though. It's not made for dogs.

Really funny squish pillow. Don't worry, it looks as ridiculous as the picture.Perhaps the best part is the way the pillow will arrive to your door. It's vaccum packed so it's flat and about 3mm thick and it is hilarious. I hated to open it.Pillow is pretty soft. Print is clear. Obese cat is hilarious.Great joke gift or for being the centerpiece of a lonely person's bed. Happy with purchase.

Freakishly realistic in the "uncanny valley" way… Very very soft and squishy. Arrives vacuum sealed which is kind of hysterical to see it pop out and really looks like the advertisements. Very easy, attractive, non-shedding, non-messy pet…

Very cute but about half the size I expected

I'm very allergic to cats, and DH really would love to have a cat. I bought this pillow for his birthday, and he just loves it. He keeps it in his favorite chair and says it makes him smile. The grouchy cat face is funny. It's very soft and nice and squishy. Easy to clean in the washing machine & held up nicely. The colors look almost realistic. Very happy.

The head/face and back feet are printed on the pillow. Only The ears, tail, front feet and snout stick out from the pillow. The ears and tail are sewn to the pillow. I bought the small size. It is cute, but looks better and more 3D in the picture. Item arrived compressed.

He's sooo ugly that he's cute!