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Let me start by saying: this is not your grandma’s friendly bedside buddy. This is the Kaiju of kinks. The Godzilla of girth. The Endgame of endgames. If you're not a level 99 Dungeon Master of Depth, turn back now — this beast doesn’t come with a safe word, it is the safe word.Unboxing this monster felt like summoning an ancient evil. I half-expected a crack in the earth and some Gregorian chanting. My cat fled. My houseplants withered slightly. My soul questioned its life choices.Visually? It's sculpted like it escaped from an alien breeding lab and decided to moonlight as a mythological deity’s angry third leg. It's ribbed, ridged, and radiates an aura of “you sure about this, champ?”Using it was... a journey. Not so much an insertion as a negotiation. There were stretches (literally), pep talks, hydration breaks, and a contract signed in lube. But once the stars aligned and the gates were opened? Transcendental. I saw the faces of the Gods, and they were all winking.Would I recommend this to beginners? Only if you're starting your career as a circus contortionist or plan to birth a fully grown orc. For the rest of us veterans? Strap in, stretch out, and kiss your walls goodbye. You’ll walk funny, but with pride.Bonus: Makes a great conversation piece. I keep mine on the bookshelf between Nietzsche and the lava lamp.

When this arrived on my doorstep, it’s discreet Amazon box was larger then expected and I felt my stomach drop before opening it to find the actual box, still bigger then expected inside. It came carefully packaged, pre charged, and battery for remote included along with charging wire. It was weighty and BIG in my hands, firm but with some softness. I immediately locked the door and gave it a cleaning which was easy even with the ridges.I had the behemoth join me and a bottle of lube in bed. The tapered head made kitty entry smooth, I lingered there testing out the vibration options via the remote. When I was warmed up, I moved on to taking it deeper, experimenting with different positions for handheld and hands free fun. After a few attempts I could almost take the knot. I have high hopes that in a few days I can make my way down to the base. The feeling of fullness was unmatched in any other toy I have. I’m looking forward to master that knot and maybe build up the braveness to try it on my back door. Would recommend for anyone looking to level up their toy box.

The silicone is noticably of a good quality, or at least I think so, but either way the quality overall is great! Especially for the price... If you know, you know.It's definitely on the larger side, which might not be for everyone, but I rather enjoyed it after working up to it. One of the highlights for mewas the versatility with the remote and app options. Oh, and the lack of very loud and distinct sex toy noises XD it was for sure quieter than I expected, which is a big thing for me with my living situation. In terms of power, the thrusting and vibrating functions are quitestrong, which was enjoyable. And there is plenty of different patterns,especially with the app, which allows a custom option. The battery life was actually pretty good as well, I didn't time it, but it definitely seemed to have the specified life, if not slightly more.Overall, if you're someone who likes to explore new things and enjoys options with your toys, this one might be worth checking out. Just keep in mind that I wouldn't recommend it for beginners...

When I first saw this I was a little worried. But, I’ve been expanding my horizons so I thought I’d give it a try. First, the colors are beautifully done. It’s almost like a work of art. And it’s powerful. I haven’t tried the app yet but the presets are great. Next, it’s so quiet. The rest of my battery operated toys are so loud so I really appreciated this. Oh and no smell. It can go from box to first use with very little prep needed. Finally, use. I can see where this would be a great toy. I’ve never tried anything like this so seems there’s going to be some trial and error as far as angles and such go. I will say this fills you up and for a beginner to these toys a lot of pre work is needed along with plenty of lube. A great buy and can’t wait to keep experimenting with it!