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product_id: 582353832
title: "Offensive Crayons 5-Pack Bundle – NSFW Gag Gift Set for Adults, Funny Office Humor, Perfect for Secret Santa, White Elephant, Stocking Stuffers, and Pranks"
brand: "milktoast brands"
price: "RM357"
currency: MYR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.com.my/products/582353832-offensive-crayons-5-pack-bundle-nsfw-gag-gift-set-adults
store_origin: MY
region: Malaysia
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# 120+ outrageously named colors 5 unique themed crayon packs Sharp, edgy humor for adults Offensive Crayons 5-Pack Bundle – NSFW Gag Gift Set for Adults, Funny Office Humor, Perfect for Secret Santa, White Elephant, Stocking Stuffers, and Pranks

**Brand:** milktoast brands
**Price:** RM357
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎉 Color outside the lines of boring gifts with edgy humor that sticks!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Offensive Crayons 5-Pack Bundle – NSFW Gag Gift Set for Adults, Funny Office Humor, Perfect for Secret Santa, White Elephant, Stocking Stuffers, and Pranks by milktoast brands
- **How much does it cost?** RM357 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.my](https://www.desertcart.com.my/products/582353832-offensive-crayons-5-pack-bundle-nsfw-gag-gift-set-adults)

## Best For

- milktoast brands enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted milktoast brands brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Perfect Icebreaker:** Turn any awkward office party, Secret Santa, or white elephant gift exchange into a memorable event.
- • **Five Times the Sass:** Five distinct crayon sets delivering snark for every occasion—from patriotic to risqué.
- • **Unforgettable Gag Gift:** Be the legend who brings the most talked-about, boundary-pushing gift in the room.
- • **Over 120 Outrageous Shades:** Each crayon color packs a punch with hilarious, edgy names that spark conversation.
- • **Adult Humor, Safe Ingredients:** Non-toxic, gluten-free, and probably vegan—because your jokes should be sharp, not your allergies.

## Overview

The Offensive Crayons 5-Pack Bundle by Milktoast Brands features five themed sets totaling over 120 uniquely named, adult-oriented crayon colors. Designed for humor-loving professionals, this non-toxic, gluten-free, and likely vegan collection is perfect for office pranks, Secret Santa, and white elephant gift exchanges, guaranteed to spark laughs and unforgettable moments.

## Description

Offensive Crayons 5-Pack Bundle: A Colorful Way to Stir the Pot Why settle for one laugh when you can get five times the fun? This Offensive Crayons 5-Pack Bundle delivers outrageous humor with five themed sets: the mellow Pot Pack, patriotic insanity with Red White & Fck You*, awkward holiday cheer, risqué jokes from the Porn Pack, and sarcastic quips with the HR-approved(ish) edition. This collection covers every occasion from Christmas to office pranks, offering just the right amount of discomfort to keep things interesting—and maybe even get you written up. Packed with over 120 inappropriate shades like “Just the Tip Teal” and “Munchies Mango,” these crayons turn mundane tasks into laugh-out-loud moments. Perfect for gag gifts, sarcastic office supplies, and passive-aggressive exchanges with coworkers who take things too seriously. Ideal for stocking stuffers, Secret Santa gifts, or white elephant exchanges that need a little shock value. Non-toxic, gluten-free (probably), and vegan (we think)—but definitely not for the easily offended.

## Features

- 5 Complete Packs – Snark, Sass, and Sarcasm in Every Box This bundle features five unique sets: Pot Pack, Red White & Fck You*, Holiday Edition, Porn Pack, and the Offensive-ISH Edition. Whether you’re celebrating national pride or questionable life choices, these crayons guarantee a laugh at any gathering.
- 120+ Outrageous Colors – From Bong Water to Safe Space Sienna Each box contains 24(ish) shades loaded with inappropriate humor, sharp wit, and just enough edge to get people talking. With names like "Lemon Kush" and "Privilege," these crayons bring humor to every doodle, scribble, and adult coloring book.
- Perfect for Any Awkward Gathering – White Elephant, Office Pranks, or Stocking Stuffers Whether you’re offending your coworkers, annoying family at Christmas, or being the most memorable person at a gift exchange, this bundle is your ticket to turning any event into a spectacle. No one will forget the person who brought crayons like these.
- Sarcasm for Every Occasion – Holidays, Patriotism, or NSFW Jokes This set covers it all—mildly patriotic, outrageously vulgar, awkwardly festive, or just good old-fashioned snark. Give the gift of humor at a white elephant, Secret Santa, or office party and watch the chaos unfold.
- Non-Toxic, Gluten-Free, Probably Vegan – But Definitely Not Safe for HR These crayons might not contain any allergens, but they come packed with sarcasm, dark humor, and wit. Perfect for adults 17+ who like their jokes with an edge—and for anyone who understands that humor should come with a warning label.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Manufacturer | Milktoast Brands |
| Brand | MilkToast Brands |
| Item Weight | 1.74 pounds |
| Package Dimensions | 9.41 x 6.22 x 3.58 inches |
| Color | Multicolor |
| Pencil Lead Degree (Hardness) | HB |
| Material Type | Cedar Wood |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Size | 1 Count (Pack of 1) |
| Point Type | Medium |
| Line Size | 0.5mm |
| Ink Color | Multicolor |
| Manufacturer Part Number | 5pckit |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MilkToast Brands
- **Writing Instrument Form:** Crayon
- **Color:** Multicolor
- **Ink Color:** Multicolor
- **Age Range (Description):** Adult

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ What The @#$&? Hilarious Idea!
*by B***L on May 16, 2025*

These...are...hilarious! I love these. They're going to make some great gifts for my whacked-out sense of humor friends lol. I've read all the labels and they're awesome! A few tables are crooked, one or two are backwards, but man are these funny as hell! I'm going to need to get more now

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious names
*by J***E on April 3, 2025*

We got this for a white elephant gift exchange. It was a hit

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Bruh 🤣
*by S***  on March 22, 2025*

Oh man the laughs I got from this was great!!!

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*Last updated: 2026-01-29*