Women Regular & Plus Size Yoga Booty Shorts Sexy Printed Sports Hot Pants Briefs

Husband loves me in these. Super cute

Sexy fit and so much fun to wear to the beach or pose for a photo..

Absolutely love them!

They are super cute. Also shipped in a clear plastic zip lock bag and left on my porch 😳 come on now. That’s wrong.

perfect fit and cut!

Fellow underwear collectors, spicy wives, kinksters, quinksters, and sex workers alike — I’ve come to the review section not just as a victim, but as a messenger, performing a public service to caution all of you from making the same grave mistake I made in purchasing these “Womens Regular & Plus Size Underwear / Yoga Booty Shorts”.As an avid enjoyer of the Spicier-lifestyle I anxiously awaited the exciting night I’d have an opportunity to surprise my partner with the black pair that reads “C*m in me Daddy” across the back.. Instead, I ended up surprising myself with what I can only describe as the failed experimental campaign of a struggling Spirit Halloween attempting to merge into the women’s underwear market during the off-season. And honestly? That’s giving these booty shorts more credit than they deserve. I’ve worn more comfortable costumes from Spirit Halloween — and those were made out of plastic that melted if you stood too close to a space heater.Wear these to yoga? Good Gravy. Just No! PLEASE — let’s ignore the obviously inappropriate-to-wear-in-public message sported across the back and skip right to this extremely important statement. If you own a vagina (natural or store bought) and you care even a little bit about it’s health or your emotional stability, don’t wear these to yoga, around the house, or anywhere. Just don’t put them on. Ever. Unless you’re a sub and these are being used as a literal form of BDSM punishment - then have it!Stay with me now as we take a joyride through the “features” of these things….Starting with the fabric. Imagine the cheapest polyester Halloween costume you’ve ever worn. Now imagine it tighter, rougher, and somehow less breathable. I didn’t even know it was possible for a fabric to be this see-through and suffocating at the same time, but here we are. They’re so thin you can literally read the text printed on the outside when they’re turned inside out. I’m no magician, but even I’m jealous of that kind of witchcraft.Speaking of the cheap fabric - they’re only black on the outside. Flip them inside out and surprise! They’re white. Because instead of using actual black fabric, they took a shortcut and stamped or painted the color on one side. I wouldn’t be surprised if whatever chemical cocktail they used to color them is banned in five countries and under investigation in three more.As for the sexy message on the back? Sure, it’s cute — and I was *almost* going to give a star for that since it’s stenciled on instead of a cheap decal that would peel off after a single wash. But let’s be honest: they didn’t stencil it so much as apply this crappy black dye onto the negative-space around the words. They couldn’t even be bothered to spend the extra few cents on a proper appliqué. Resourceful? Maybe. Cheap shortcut? Absolutely. They used the cheapest materials and the cheapest methods to make these. They didn’t just cut every corner possible, they clearly asked, ‘What’s the absolute bare minimum we can do and still legally sell them?’ Then they ignored that advice and did even less.Have I not properly deterred you from purchasing these yet? Well, then let’s discuss the waistband. It’s a scratchy, cheap elastic that I’ve only ever seen used in the cheesy dance recital costumes I wore doing ballet…in the 90’s. Worse yet, it feels like it could either snap or disintegrate entirely if you make any sudden moves — you know, like the kind of moves you were hoping to make with a special person when you bought these. Honestly, the waistband on a pair of hospital issued incontinence briefs probably offers more comfort and support.The Gusset… Yes, I bet you’re all probably wondering about what women often consider the most important feature in a quality undergarment…. Well there is no gusset. None. I don’t care if you’re cis, trans, female, male or in between I can promise you won’t want the crotch of this garment against your body’s most sensitive parts. I don’t know who designed these, but I can only assume they hated them deeply. There’s no gusset - Just raw, scratchy polyester going to battle with your parts.The only reason this isn’t a zero-star review is because the fit is technically true to size. That’s it. That’s where the competence and my patience for this disgusting product ends. I’m a plus size gal and shopping for plus size anything is often a frustrating drawn out process. Shopping for clothing usually means many returns and attempts at guessing the correct size - most items aren’t true to size and it’s usually only by sheer dumb luck or by buying the same old thing over and over that I can enjoy a decent fit. So if you have ignored literally everything else I’ve said and still wish to purchase these…at least you can find comfort in knowing they are sized accurately -because you won’t find any comfort while wearing these briefs.For $14.99, I expected something at least wearable for the short time I’d have them on. Honestly, even if these were $4.99, I’d still be offended. At this point, I’d rather fashion panties out of those brown industrial paper towels you find in gas station bathrooms — they’re probably softer, more breathable, and more hygienic.I got these thinking I’d spice up the night with my special guy. Instead, the only thing I’d be spicing up is the bacterial count in my vagina. These are a one-way ticket to a yeast infection, and I’d be too embarrassed to wear them in front of anyone. These aren’t underwear or yoga shorts or anything else they’re trying to market them as — they’re a betrayal.TL;DR: Do not wear. Do not gift. Do not even look directly at them for too long. These belong in a burn pile, or used as some form of punishment against your toxic ex’s new girlfriend (only if you really hate her ALOT)…. They certainly don’t belong anywhere near a spicy night of fun and intimacy. Or a yoga class? (What were they even thinking trying to market these as yoga shorts???)

A little big compared to true size

Very sexy