Grow a Boyfriend

I put him in water, and lo and behold, it did not grow me a handsome, loving boyfriend. Just a larger blue rubber boyfriend. It did not tell me it loved me, it did not hold doors for me, it did not cuddle with me. Package said he'll never snore, but he does - he's also started smoking. Now he's moved to my couch and he wont leave.

I bought this following a rather nasty breakup. Turns out to be exactly what I needed. By grocery bill is so much cheaper with this little guy. Even better, I do not have to clean up after him, I am able to talk to him about anything (and he doesn't even talk back!) and he doesn't even want me to change a thing.

Unfortunately didn't produce an actual boyfriend for my sister, but it was funny.

It was a great gag gift, definitely didnt get super huge but still a fun gift.

Comes with two! A red one and a blue one. got it as a gift kept one for myself for fun

I bought for a friend for her birthday and she loved it. It grew quickly and was super cute. Warning: it is slimyMy friend got rid of the gift after a few weeks so I'm not sure how long it lasts. I wouldn't expect it to last too long though, so don't expect to like last for months or years.

perfect gag gift! though the little guy that arrived was red instead of blue, my friend got a kick out of it. quick shipping + no issues with condition of item upon arrival

This is advertised as being blue, but it came red. I only bought it because it was blue, and so I was very disappointed. However, I still gave it 3 stars because everything else was as advertised.