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product_id: 21128032
title: "Titanic 2000: A Vampire's Lust is Unsinkable"
brand: "bogert, jacobcintron, elizabeth"
price: "RM173"
currency: MYR
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reviews_count: 7
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# Titanic 2000: A Vampire's Lust is Unsinkable

**Brand:** bogert, jacobcintron, elizabeth
**Price:** RM173
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- **What is this?** Titanic 2000: A Vampire's Lust is Unsinkable by bogert, jacobcintron, elizabeth
- **How much does it cost?** RM173 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Description

In the tradition of the Zucker Brothers Airplane and Mel Brooks Dracula: Dead And Loving It. - a sexy and erotic spoof of disastrous proportions! The year is 2000...There s a brand spanking new Titanic...and this time it s guaranteed not to go down. Yeah, right! Deadly cargo has been stowed aboard TITanic 2000 in the form of a beautiful and voluptuous vampire named Vladamina, but she s not there for the shuffleboard and all-night buffet. With the help of her ghoulish henchmen, this gorgeous, well-endowed (fangs, that is) creature of the night is on the prowl for an eternal soulmate of the female persuasion, and come hell or high water, nothing will stop her! Amidst Vladamina s luscious seductions and sensuous encounters of the naughty-cal kind, it becomes abundantly clear that this Titanic is definitely a Ship of Fools. There s Cap n Skimmer - the salty-tongued seaman who doesn t know his fore from his aft; Willy - the stalwart helmsman turned fearless lesbian vampire hunter; Smythe - TITanic 2000 s nervous architect who s not so sure about the cost-saving aluminum hull; Glitter Bolan - the washed-up heavy metal rock star with a bottle of booze for a microphone; Winslow - the All-American stud and artist with the 10 brush to prove it; the delectable Shari O Carey - Glitter s main squeeze and the object of Vladamina s insatiable lust, as well as many more hilarious and eccentric characters all who deserve a thorough soaking. So Full speed ahead! into the hottest, funniest, most rousing adventure ever to sail the high seas - TITanic 2000 s maiden voyage! - with not an iceberg on the horizon. And, boy!, are those vampires buoyant...after all, Vampire Lust Is Unsinkable! This 2-disc item is a DVD-R from Seduction Cinema / ei Independent Cinema studios. 2000 / 85 mins. (145 mins. TRT) / 2 DVD-Rs / Erotic Spoof / Color / Not Rated / Region 0 / English SPECIAL FEATURES: Before TITanic - Hilarious Comedy Sketches Written & Performed by Members of the TITanic 2000 Cast, Suzie s Bad Day Short Starring Tina Krause, Photo Gallery Featuring Stills of the Beautiful Women of TITanic 2000! SEDUCTION CINEMA TRAILERS! Coming Attractions to other Available Seduction Cinema DVDs

## Product Details

- **Genre:** Gay & Lesbian Video
- **Format:** Collector's Edition, Color, Director's Cut, Multiple Formats, NTSC
- **Contributor:** Bogert, Jacob, Cintron, Elizabeth, Faoro, Jeffrey, Fine (III), David, Hellfire, William, Jacelone, Pete, Krause, Tina, Lenore, Suzanne, Link, John, MacKay, Bob, Michaels, Roxanne, Mundae, Misty, O'Hara, Peter, Parks, Tammy, Prussak, Joseph, Smack, Joey, Snygg, Zachary Winston, Thomas, Michael R., Turner, Paige
- **Language:** English
- **Runtime:** 1 hour and 40 minutes

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Cool movie. But you need to know what you are buying.
*by L***O on December 22, 2008*

The movie is funny and entertaining one. As an parody, this has nothing to see with the 'Titanic' movie (only one or other references are made).The actresses are really beautifull, the text is cool, and the image quality is cool. The sexys softcore scenes are in low quantity, but they are well made.There is only one thing that is sometime boring: they used too much chroma key effects, including in scenes that it would not be necessary.In fact, if you know the genre of movie and or like the Seduction Cinema Releases you can buy it (and review a thousand times). Otherwise, please dont spent your money on it.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A Vampire Lesbian  makes TITanic sinking stimulatingly enjoyable,, even laughable
*by I***R on March 30, 2007*

this has to be the funniest Vampire movie I have ever watched, it is hillarious,, and the Vampire Lesbian babe is Hot,, and with Tina Krause,, any movie is always smoking ,,, Misty Mundae, was playing a base guitar and sporting a short wig,, but this is the first movie that Misty kept her clothes on, but her smile is priceless; the slapstick humor of egor the Vampire's sidekick is just to die for,, lol,,, If you are Vampire-a-holic, and love Vampire Lesbian babes, and if you are a Tina Krause Fan, this is a must buy for your dvd collection...I give this movie a 5 star rating for humor, a 5 star rating for beautiful women and a 5 star rating for Tina Krause's acting and bodacious body in this movie,, HOT,,, for the weak at heart it is not, The Vampire Lesbian wears a fishnet teddy that is smokin hot,, Here is one Vampire Babe that can bite my neck anytime,, ,,A++++ movie

### ⭐ HORRIBLE!!! I Only Gave It One Cause I Couldn`t Give It Zero
*by J***N on April 25, 2005*

HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!Filmed In A Cheap Hotel!!!!The Story Of Titanic And A Tale Of Vampires JUst Don`t Mix Good AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Don`t See!And Definately Don`t Buy!It Will Be A Waste Of Your Money!

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