The Emoji-To-English Dictionary: Your Text-Message Translation Guide

I was struggling through everyday life. It was so hard to find work and even harder to keep it! I could hardly function in society anymore - I could barely buy groceries. I couldn't understand anyone! Then I found this guide and suddenly I could communicate with the world again - I could finally understand Emoji. I am a biochemist now (I didn't even finish high school!) and I can't swing a dead cat around without knocking over a pile of job offers that arrive in the mail every day. More importantly, I have a lot of dead cats around because I'm so rich, I don't need to feed them, I just go buy new ones when they starve.This book changed my life forever.

I'm guessing this was an old book because the emojis were all yellow and there were some cases when another color would have been more appropriate. I also guess that it's based on The 👑 s English but that wasn't a distraction.

This was a waste of money. It should be mentioned- at a time when tweens & teens are very into emojis, that this book is highly inappropriate. It has a 'Sex & Dating' section which has some vulgar phrases in it that as an adult I find to be a bit too crude. And I feel there should have been some indication of that here on the listing- at least show the table of contents so parents can decide if a section on sex & dating is something they are okay with.

Even w an MBA I used a Dictionary/ Encyclopedia

To learn it’s meanings.I find it not a complete version because other emoji pictures are not included .

Should warn that book is for older ones, there are some dirty things in here that had I known I wouldn't have bought.

My mum communicates almost exclusively via text message emojis. Now I'll be able to understand her!

Not at all what I expected. I'm not happy with it, don't want it!