Aleksandr Orlov - an unauthorised biography: Compare the meerkats

Very clever, subtle humor, and some not so subtle. Of course you have to read "A Simples Life", Aleksander Orlov's autobiography first, so order both.

ELECTION 2015 – SIMPLES!!!!We have an electionthis year for sure,Do we vote Labour –are they the cure?Or do we vote Tory –the upper class elite,When Cameron andOsborne – prancingabout in the street?The Green Party areno go – and the LibDems too –They all say theirparty are first in thequeue!Ukip are a challenge –and threatening hard,Will Cameron’s cronies –call Scotland Yard?We’ve heard it all before –all the party’s blarney,I’d rather watch TV –and good old RegVarney!They talk the talk –and they want ourvotes –I’ll give them a salutealright – I’d be theperfect host!I’ll vote for Guy Fawkes –now that’s a good idea –Get him in power – thenwe’ll all have a beer!He’ll clean up theParliament right to thevery core,Watching as MPs - fallthrough the woodenfloor!Happy New Year, I say,to you all at the ball –Remember in May –please, do make thatcall?Let’s clean up ourpolitics - with anexplosive bang,And pretend to be thewinners – and sing;‘shang-a-lang!’Good luck to them all –I say that to you,Just remember yourmanners – and get inthe queue!But, what’s this I hear –we have a new puppet?Please welcome AleksandrOrlov – he’s gone anddone it!The meerkats are inpower – now pleasebe sensibles –They’re in the IT room –playing computermables?How did you win – itsounds so incredibles?Sergei pipes up; ‘It wasso very SIMPLES!!!!’The meerkats are there –in meerkat power –Now they can hail theirpolitical shower.Oleg is there and so isSergei,Off to 10 Downing Street –the meerkat way!Election 2015, is nowofficially all over,As the nation drowns itssorrows – everyone’s inbother.We voted for change atthe very top –Now we have all voted –we’re only fit to drop!The moral of this story is –we seem to vote formuppets,So is it any wonder – weget a load of puppets?Cameron, Clegg andMiliband – are simplyso unstable,When Aleksandr andSergei say; ‘the answersso perfectly...SIMPLE!!!!BYDARRYL ASHTON