Casio #DBC611G-1D Men's Gold Tone 25 Memory Calculator Databank Watch

will this watch get me laid?

When wearing this watch do your arms get sore from fighting off women?

Will this watch calculate how wet my date gets once seeing this watch on my wrist?

How do you enter all of the 25 chick’s names when you get their numbers, if there are no letters on keypad? You could make up to 24 chicks real upset.