Nestle Yorkie (36)

I have just received these and bought them specifically for a themed event. However, the image used to advertise them is deceiving as it states Not for Girls in the picture on Amazon, which is why I bought them. But what I have received is 36 Yorkie bars with 2 for £1 written across the top. Not what I was expecting.

Local supermarket stopped selling and as Yorkie is my hubby's fave choc bar, in desperation resorted to the web and as expected Amazon ALWAYS delivers! Not much to say apart from probably the best choc bar in the world and hubby is happy munching his way through 36 bars!

Ordered for my son as Christmas gift. He always asks for a box of his favourite chocolate bar instead of a selection box. Slightly more expensive but what can you do. Arrived quickly and was pleased item was available to order instead of having to try to find someone to go to cash & carry for me.

Did not look like in date

I ordered these bars specificallly because the had the logo on the side "No Girls Aloud" and the letter O was changed to reflexed no girls. I was to use them as part of a Fathers Day event. So was extremely disappointed that they did not arrive as advertise.also I now discover I could have bought the bars at my local Tesco much cheaper. So I am really cross.

These are perfect for health fanatics like me. I'm on a low calorie diet, I limit myself to a full english for breakfast, 3 bags of crisps and a kitkat as a mid morning snack and for lunch I have 15 rolls, each filled with 97 slices of pastrami. I know you're reading this thinking, "wow, how do you get by on so little?" well here's the secret, a Yorkie...has only 100 calories in it. I know it's surprising but when you think about it there is absolutely no coconut in it...makes sense now doesn't it? so just remember the next time you fancy a bounty, don't bother, just have 8 yorkies instead and the weight will just fall off you.

Ah, the Yorkie. One of my fondest childhood memories includes my father (with an impressively manly moustache) drinking a glass of beer and eating one of these, all the while surrounded by the furnishings made out of the animals he had fought with his bare hands. I had often asked him what the secret to his masculinity was, and he would just quietly smile and gesture to this chocolate bar, before leaving to wrestle with the next mighty beast that dared cross his path.I had vowed to get my hands on one of these, and find out what exactly it did to make one so virile and manly as my father was. Sadly however, my quest for scientific knowledge was pushed to the back of my mind, and weeks turned to months turned to years. One day as I was browsing the fine chocolate selections of Amazon, I happened across a familiar packaging. I had found them!Of course, I was quick to make such a fantastic purchase, at only £19.94 for 36 bars! I waited for a few days, almost euphoric when there came the tell-tale knock of the postman. Finally, I was going to find out the answer that had frustrated me as a child. But when I came to try and open one of the bars, I found an unexpected problem;it wouldn't open for any females. I hastily tried everything to get it open: scissors, a knife, a chainsaw and even a blow torch. Nothing worked. It was then, dear reader, that I knew what I should- no, MUST do. I had to act like a man. So began my weeks of playing football, watching football, weight-lifting, cat-calling woman and refusing to ask for directions. This seemed to work, as I managed to roughly rip the wrapper off after a long day of playing football and drinking. Slowly, I took a bite, and that's when the magic happened. I could practically FEEL a moustache forming upon my upper lip, I began to detest the colour pink, and when I had a chance encounter with an escaped tiger, I managed to beat it into submission. I had become a real man, like my father. It was that moment I knew, with every fibre of my being, what it was about a Yorkie that made someone manly. For you see, it was not the chocolate at all. It was my own outlook that made me into a man, it was my determination and dedication. So thank you, Yorkie bars, for helping me realise that. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat the other 35 while I defend my home from a particuarily vicious lion.

Whoever is selling this needs to know that this is NOT a product made by Cadbury! It might even be construed as misrepresentation to say that it is. This product is made by Nestle. Despite all that, I still think Yorkie is a much better product than the claggy Dairy Milk made by Cadbury.