Emergency Inflatable Toast Novelty Gift

Inflatable toast, ahh this hits the spot. This is the perfect product to curb your appetite. Although these haven’t helped me loose that much weight. It might be the three scoops of ice cream that are on top of this toast. Maybe I’ll order the inflatable ice cream to go with this fine product. Now I have to find my inflatable beer.

There are occasions that just call for toast at a moments notice. Sometimes, surprise brunch just happens at you, and what are you going to do about it, Beverly? Stand there empty handed with that stupid look on your face? No. Because you are brilliant and purchased this emergency inflatable toast and carry it with you everywhere you go, in a single breath you will have it inflated and be ready to drink mimosas with the rest of the Red Hat Society, while being heralded as the hero of Canton. So, don't be a lame-o like Barbara. Everyone laughs at her behind her back. Be a winner, like me. Make brunch great again. You will have no regrets.

Bought this as a Gag Gift for a friend. It did it's job. I was told it deflated after about 2 weeks, but it already did it's job as a gag gift.

This item is just perfect for the carbohydrate watcher. We all know how distressing those extra pounds can be on the scale. This product addresses all the dieters concerns. Just slather on the butter and lick away! No carbs to mess up that Atkins diet here my friend. I am buying it for all my overweight friends.

Dear Sirs, I wish to voice my extreme displeasure with your product. After ANOTHER unexpected trip to the Emergency Room (but then, aren't ALL trips to the emergency room unexpected? Unless, of course you have developed an unrequited crush on the mousy ER nurse with the lazy eye. But enough of my summer between sophomore and junior year...) on Thanksgiving Day (that makes four consecutive years! A new family record!). Apparently, you are NOT supposed to fill the inflatable toast with "Cheez Wiz" (I even used the cheap store brand rather than the authentic type - it made no discernible difference and I saved several cents in the process!) then apply heat via industrial blow torch. Well, to my surprise it exploded and I received third degree burns on my face and anus. Lesson learned: I'll never wear my "assless chaps" (but if they're not assless - they're NOT authentic chaps!) to a family gathering again. As usual, I had to stumble upon this morsel of wisdom by embarrassing myself and my dear mama. She does NOT deserve the ridicule and scorn that comes with having produced me - even if it was via in vitro fertilization. Why do I always hurt the ones I love? I'm not going to lie to you, people: my family DID enjoy scraping the chunky "cheese" product off of the walls (and the life-sized portrait of dear Uncle Walter) with their favorite nacho chip. Upon further review, I have increased my rating after the overwhelmingly positive response of family members who sent their "thank you" notes weeks later proclaiming it the best Thanksgiving ever! For THEM perhaps...the scars on my rectum make me view the event from a different perspective.

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I was putting together a birthday gift for an old college friend and I decided to make an emergency basket and throw in some funny stuff too. This just struck me as soooooo funny! Inflatable toast?!?!!!!

The inflatable toast is NOT toaster friendly!