Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants

Timmy Failure feels like a member of our family! The book is well written, funny and very informative. We may have to visit Key West to see where Timmy went! This whole series is worth your time. Enjoy!!!

if you have read this book let me just tell you that total did not go to cuba for food or for a better life. he was actually pulled into the vietnam war by the viet congs. he had to fight the japanese in cuba with his viet cong allies. the cubans were fighting in cambodia against south vietnam and the americans. and then the japanese advanced up north to key west, florida. timmy failure and his chinese kuomintang comrades easily defeated the japanese in key west. the japanese had no choice but to banzai charge timmy failure. however they realized that molly moskins stole their bayonets and smuggled them to russia. after that, timmy noticed a familiar face: corrina corrina. at first timmy was confused. but then he realized---corrina corrina was in collusion with the axis powers all this time! and she was helping the japanese take over all of asia, the germans take over all of europe, and the italians take over all of africa. and since corrina corrina found out where timmy was, she immediately shipped thousands of japanese troops to the florida keys. but she underestimated the great timmy failure who can see all of your sins. but timmy failure knew that he cannot defeat the evil corrina corrina all by himself and his comrades. he had no choice but to surrender. but just as he was about to put his hands up, his father, flying a captured mitsubishi a6m zero, flew out of nowhere and kamikazed corrina corrina. fortunately he jumped out of the airplane just before it was about to crash and survived. corrina corrina seemed to be dead. but when the smoke cleared, her body seemed to have something moving inside it. and then, a fist jolted out of her back and it ripped it open. what came out shocked everyone. benito mussolini hopped out of corrina corrina's skin and said "pasghetti!". everyone, including timmy failure, was extremely confused. and then benito mussolini drank a shot of japanese tea and hopped away. and then world war two ended. but the vietnam war in cuba was still happening, so timmy and his comrades decided to become viet congs. so he and his comrades were shipped to cuba to aid the viet congs there that were fighting the japanese. all of the japanese troops were defeated with minutes of fierce fighting because of timmy failure's greatness. that ended the war in cuba. but the other war going on in antarctica is still happening. the people there needed aid from timmy and his comrades in order to defeat the tangerine-scented molly moskins. so timmy and his comrades went to antarctica and fought against molly moskins. molly moskins had such powerful and brutal weapons which all launched tangerines at the speed of sound. timmy and his comrades were equipped with a few captured arisakas and grenades. it seemed that they were going to lose to molly moskins. but then, out of nowhere, total jumped onto molly moskins and popped her. when molly moskins popped, loads of tangerines flew out of her. and that is why she smells like a tangerine. thankfully, she was defeated and all wars were over. timmy and his friends celebrated by eating tangerines. the end.review written by Jeffrey Yuecheng Su, August 12, 2020

Mane i have never cried so hard while reading a book. Timmy is no failure hes one of the greats

Gift for son

I chose 5 because it's a very good book and I like it a lot its also very funny and very interesting

I did not like this book that much because it was bad and a bunch of other stuff. I think it’s bad

My 7 year old just loves Timmy and his adventures with Total, Rollo and She Who Must Not Be Named! We read these wonderful books aloud together

Daughter loves this series and loves this book. She is 9 and reads on a higher level, but loved the story line,s so she read them all.

Very good

I must say i am surprised by the depth of the plot and it was also funny. I reccomend it.

Very nice

Prompt delivery. Grandson very pleased with the book!

Bought the box set of these before and this is the next one from that. My 9 year old loves these books.